NeverMind the Rumour Mill
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Rumour Mill 29/4
INTRO
B — Hi, I’m Ben
A — I’m Anastasia
B — And you’re watching NVMTRM
A — On… Friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiday, the 29th of April
B — Coming up, we’ve got…. Chart watching with someone who knows what they’re talking about, Bitcoin backed Wall Street Loans, Robinhood, Opensea, Amazon, and all the hot tipsoffs you could want going into the weekend!
A — I’ve got a joke for you today, Ben…
B — Oooo!
A — Why did the REKT PLEB cross the road?
B — I don’t know Anastasia, why did the RB cross the road?
A — To ask us for financial advice!
B — Aha… and that’s why they’re rekt! What kind of a fool would seek FA on an infotainment show without Doing their own research aye?
A — (DIRECTLY INTO CAMERA) You wouldn’t do that, would you?
CHARTs
B — Eek haha, so, I’ve got a confession dear viewer listener type person. We’ve been having looking at them there charts together the past couple of weeks, but let’s be honest, we’re not learning a fat lot. Sooo, I thought I’d ask my good fren and NVMTS regular, Mr Edmund McCormack, if he could step in and add a touch of class to proceedings…
A — Hello Ed!
(see how the chat with Ed pans out, no point scripting him cause he won’t read it haha!)
Catch UP Stories
B- Wasn’t that refreshingly useful aye? And speaking of useful, what’s been going on since we last spoke?
A -Coinbase has introduced a new line of Coinbase Intelligence, which includes a tool for tracking and identifying transactions (KYT), as well as updates to the Coinbase Analytics product.
It seems Solanas biggest ever NFT PFP sale went recently, with Okay Bears raising 18.5m and floor prices rising steeply. BEary interesting…
And in South Korea, police have nabbed the not so masterminds behind NFT rug pull switch n bait Cat-See, who ‘half-inch’ over $160k
From bears, to cats, to monkeying around. Apecoin has been suspended from trading on Binance after a sudden spike in demand, maybe related to their metaverse land sale.
https://coingape.com/just-in-binance-suspends-apecoin-lending-as-demand-skyrockets/
And final quickie, they said it would never have smart contracts, they said it would never have NFTs, and now, while it has both of these…
B — (interrupting from the background) sort of…!
A — They now have their own metverse coming. Caradlonia.
https://ambcrypto.com/cardalonia-a-decentralized-blockchain-based-play-to-earn-metaverse-on-cardano
B — The only Meta verse with proof of delays …. (pause) … (to self) you can do better than that Ben
TODAYS NEW STORIES
B — Got Bitcoin and need cash… but don’t wanna sell?
A — well you can now take out a BTC backed loan with….. Goldman Sachs! https://www.investing.com/news/cryptocurrency-news/goldman-sachs-offers-first-bitcoinbacked-loan-as-wall-street-embraces-crypto-2813593
B — Get outta town…!
A — Indeed… A spokesperson for Sachs said the 24 hour risk management and structure of the first of these collateralized loans was… interesting…
B — Well, speaking of interesting, who fancies going to Panama?
A — Me!
B — It wasn’t an invite or anything like that, sorry, it’s just like, the next story…
A- Oh… okay. Whatever. Read your silly story then (bob tongue out or something?)
B — Panama, famous for beautiful beaches, fresh fruits, and 17.5% murder crime rate… is now makjing moves to legalise 9 major cryptos as tender
B — Is it a memecoin, is it a plane, crashing… nope, it’s Amazon… eek! What happened. Well, apparently their Q1 report didn’t go down too well…
A — Despite being the only viable option for most folk during lockdown, it seems they’ve, umm, made no money.
B — We could speculate with thoughtful insights into how or why this has happened, or we could just say…
Together (?) — HA HA (Like Nelson from the Simpsons!)
B — Oh, and let’s just quickly tag in, that Robinhood, the popular exchange is having much and the same trioubles.
B — Ha….
OUTRO
B — That’s all from…
A — Wait! I think you forgot something!
B — What’s that!
A — Not you. The viewer. They forgot to hit subscribe and like.
B — Oh, you silly viewer.. Don’t do that!
A — And don’t forget this show is all about the info — tain — ment value, not financial advice!
Bbbbbyyyyyeeeee!!!!!
